Wednesday, 20 August 2014

HOLY CRAP I'M BATMAN

Some of my favourites on the internet

A woman who is 3 months 
pregnant falls into a deep coma.
6 months later, she awakes and asks
the doctor about her baby.

Doctor:  You had twins, a boy and
a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily,
your brother named them for you.

Woman: OH NO, not my brother !!! He's
an idiot. What did he name the girl?

Doctor: Denise.

Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and 
what did he call the boy?

Doctor: Denephew.

The Master Key System

This book has to be one of the most powerful books i have read on positive thinking. It is more of a training book that can train you to practice positive thinking. I highly recommend you to read it.

I would like to know what other books are out there that I can read on positive thinking.

Thanks in advance.

"I wish all your wishes get fulfilled instantly"

I wish all of your wishes get fulfilled instantly

Like everyone else I have issues in daily life. Issues are always around be it in your personal life or your professional life. I have practiced many ways to implement positive thinking. Here I would like you to read the one that works the best for me.

I try this all the time. I say this to myself all the time. I get a real sense of achievement instantly. Upon using these thoughts i feel blessed by the eternal universe.

I wish all of your wishes are fulfilled instantly.

"I am ready to receive the universal blessing. I am ready to receive all my wishes. I am ready to make a positive impact after I receive my wishes"


Monday, 23 April 2012

Engrish time !!!










Engrish.com  nice :)

How to make money online ??

I have spend a number of days now thinking of a way to make money online. I have been googling for ways to create a passive income online. There are a lot of sites and blogs advising the formula. Well I don’t know if they work or not as i have not yet tried them. Most of the sites advice to have my own website. Well that sounds good but that will cost me money. That will cost me more than $10 a month atleast. Well I am not even sure how I will generate $10 a month. Adsense is the only way I know how people make money online. For adsense to work people need to click on the advertising links on your website. How many times have you clicked on the advertisement in the websites? I don’t remember clicking on any myself.

I have another good business model. That will cost a few thousand dollars. Well with the weekly earning I currently have, it will take me months to save a couple of thousand dollars. I need to go to China to buy a product which is readily available there but not yet in western countries.  Well if I find someone to work with me to share profits and expenses that would be awesome. Well...

What are other ways to make a few dollars per month online. I would love to hear what people have tried. Dont share your complete business model, you don’t want others to start the same business and compete with you.

Friday, 20 April 2012

Help for Students in Australia

Hello my dear friends,

If you are a student and thinking of coming to australia for higher studies or for some other reasons and you have lotsa questions to ask, just shoot them to me. I have a very good knowledge of the entire country and I will do my best to answer your questions in honesty. Your questions may be in relation to your school or city or it could even be about job opportunities here in Australia. I have been through a lot here and I am the kind of person you would want to talk to before coming to Australia.

Australia is a wonderful country with a lot of opportunities for all. A new commer may get lost as this country is very different from other countries.

Just post your questions and you will hear from me very quickly.